CALLING IT RIGHT NOW: THIS SUMMER, I DO DECLARE: EVERY DAY IS PIZZA DAY.
You can celebrate with whatever kind of pizza you like! I won't judge. I had a gluten free vegan pizza once and I didn't hate it! My personal favorite pizza tends to have lots and lots of gluten and dairy products, but I want to try and be inclusive here. Food allergies suck but it's a good thing pizza is versatile. So here's what you do: I'd suggest grabbing a bunch of pizzas for all walks of life and have yourself a pizza party. Throw a pineapple pizza in there, just to see what happens.
AND BOY DO I HAVE THE PIZZA PARTY FAVORS FOR YOU. It's this ridiculous new Tattly thing I designed! Your pizza party guests will be totally stoked to get a sweet neck tattoo celebrating their favorite sliced delectable.
Oh, what's that? Your pizza party has a total bummer of a soundtrack and all your pizza friends aren't on the dance floor??? Let me introduce you to your new favorite band: Personal and the Pizzas are three weirdos/my soulmates from New Jersey who sound like if the Ramones were still kickin' it but only ever wrote songs about pizza. You're welcome.
Other notable pizza party jams include "Pizza Day" by The Aquabats and "None of Your Business" by Salt N' Pepa, which isn't necessarily a song about pizza but totally should be on your playlist regardless because it's an awesome track.
So let's do it this summer, everyone, and then on and on into eternity. Perpetual pizza party. Let's celebrate the simple things that make life savory.